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About the Asshole

Sam’s name is Sam

Sam is old enough to die in war but too young to go to the bar

Sam likes good feels and cats and Bulbasaur and pizza and hugs and owls and whales and being alone and drawing and exploring and bike rides and the sun and psilocybin and the moon and anything shiny and Satan and concerts and yelling in cars and hamburgers and laughing at clouds but mostly cats

Sam dislikes bad feels and hangovers and when chill dames swing with scummy chaps and cops and falling down and throwing up and cold weather

But the shit you hate don’t make you special.

Sam has
[1] cat,
[2] brothers,
[0] sisters,
[3] best friends,
[0] lovers,
[0] imaginary friends 

If you think there’s anything I missed, just holla